Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer
ordered him to write an apology letter
showing why he didn'tsubmit an assignment.
Dear Lecturer,I'm sorry I could not do the
home work on time because I was tired
after watching television.Thank you.
The Lecturer warns him to write a
formal letter with formal
English reflective of a varsity student
lest he be punished.This is what Akpos wrote:
Dear knowledge conduit,
My sovereign persona is thoroughly
apologetic for my sordid academic
behavioural inactivity or academic
hibernation as regards the assignment.
Unfortunately, our smart Samsung
HDTV was visually competitive in
relation to the assignment, prompting
me to fall prey to its seduction to the
detriment of the assignment. Ultimately,
my exhaustion directed my nocturnally
loyal body to my bed thereby rendering me half
dead albeit still breathing in the process.
Best Regards. Akpos
What do you think of Akpos
letter?